Financially savvy Australian girls now buy 700ml bottles of spirits which contain 20-26 standard drinks, as oppose to the 4 pack of “alcopops” which contained 8 standard drinks. Yes drunken ozzy chicks can do maths!
Now, believe it or not, I have read people’s blogs who say that they are going abroad to get tummy tucks because they are cheaper. Did you ever read about the recovery time involved with this? They basically cut you in half and sew you back together. It takes about nine months before people are even walking upright. I want that done in a third world country. Yes.
Scary, scary stuff. If I want to butchered by an overworked physician and exposed to infection and prescribed the wrong drugs, I’ll do that in my OWN country, thank you. ‘Cause here I can at least sue the pants off ‘em. God Bless America.
Financially savvy Australian girls now buy 700ml bottles of spirits which contain 20-26 standard drinks, as oppose to the 4 pack of “alcopops” which contained 8 standard drinks. Yes drunken ozzy chicks can do maths!
Now, believe it or not, I have read people’s blogs who say that they are going abroad to get tummy tucks because they are cheaper. Did you ever read about the recovery time involved with this? They basically cut you in half and sew you back together. It takes about nine months before people are even walking upright. I want that done in a third world country. Yes.
My dad got his dentures in Mexico. Does that count???
Loved the national health care bit and bill gates reference
Literally crying while laughing at your attempt at handless signature, my friend. Good on you!
“We have the Government to handle it, so it’s more efficient.” … ::blank stare::
… love it. Keep it up.
Scary, scary stuff. If I want to butchered by an overworked physician and exposed to infection and prescribed the wrong drugs, I’ll do that in my OWN country, thank you. ‘Cause here I can at least sue the pants off ‘em. God Bless America.
In business school we did a case study on this. There is a whole industry around this trend - “health care tourism.”
The armless thing brought tears to my eyes - not sure if I was laughing or crying…
I think I howled in laughter. Yes.. howled.
I heart your blog.