Stories for ladies, about ladies, and *cough* written by a lady, including:

•  A story about a doll whose honorific certainly isn't Mrs.
• A survey of New England women.
• Pills gone wild.
• Mr. Jared Leto.

Quick apology[1], then on to my book of the week. We travel to Scotland to discuss puppy fat, then quote some health "professionals".

[1] Mob Logic video here.