This week, on the internet:
- A strange correlation between obesity and higher education.
- An update on the epidemic!
- My Grandfather's diet, guaranteed to either help you lose weight or kill you!
And for those who “just want to support the Girl Scouts,” click here.
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LMAO!
wooo man.
*giggle* ok where do I start
-LOL at the girl scouts :-D
-Delight almost sounds.. healthy
-That 97 lb coworker? They are everywhere. Damn them all. :)
-I remember pogs!!!!
-maybe I should try raw.
-I like your grandfathers diet.
-When you look like this, you don’t need anything.
Guilty as charged. I buy those friggin cookies and then give them away. Now I’m pushing easter candy on unsuspecting coworkers.
I blame 10 year old girls and an overgrown bunny for the ‘epidemic’.
They should be punished.
;~)
Thin Mints are the most evil thing, never look at how bad they are for you, the guilt will be unstoppable.
In other news, I have been trying an alternative version of your grandfathers diet.
Put the food on the counter, a scale on the floor. Eat while on the scale, looking down at how fat you are. This gets you good and depressed, which normally makes me abandon the eating process.
This all began because my parents put a scale in the kitchen.
Why the kitchen I ask. It seems there was no room in the bathroom.
Likely story I say.